January 2011
Drug money
thediamondkidd:
iyamcourtneykins:
Mom: Why do you want money so bad? Me: FOR DRUGS! Mom: Hahaha you’re so funny Me: Do you believe me? Mom: No. Me:
Oh Mumzie, you’re so clueless
December 2010
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
ravenjoy:
ohheynini:
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
themainegarrett:
hi-imjohnnyknoxville:
icouldbekilling:
Peacock - Katy Perry
Chatroulette Version
Must Watch. Hilarious!
crying everwhere odsnfsdf cant stnsdgjsidg
why cant i look away
ahdgsdjjasdkghsdhjadsghadags
Thank you Demi Lovato for showing us that we're...
A legit bestfriend,
abcdeflorianne:
someone who won’t like the same person as me.
Beautiful 3D drawings done by 17 year old FREDO
noriesays-ufa:
Reblog if your that one friend who always thinks...
sunico:
rolileiacio:
couturementality:
crackaeunice:
that friend is usually me.
mandeep
That’s me!
>:]
Thank you for all the memories, 2010.
suupermaaan:
jsiibay:
kimmyvirata:
:’(
Selena </3 T.T
Why I like being friends with guys :)
bitchelodeon:
No drama.
They wouldnt spread my secrets.
They consider me as a sister.
They protect me.
They can intro me to their friends.
They dont hit on the guys I find hot/cute.
They are good listeners.
They give good advice.
Tell me I'm not making a mistake. Tell me that...
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why...
When you see an old friend and they got cuter..
pewpewigotchu:
looking at them like..
WELL, The years have been good to you :D
THE MANY FACES OF TUMBLR:
yousmileyoulie:
YOU WERE 12 WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
When I was your age…I lost a tooth.
The middle finger is boring. You need to put more...
insaneoveryou:
That awkward moment when you see that one of your...
herdailythoughts:
herestoluck-:
and you just wanna be like…
Or someone you don’t like.